Post some jokes guys!!!
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Post some jokes guys!!!
mTi | KaiZe|2: what made the cow jump over the moon?
Protegé | mTi | Psymøn: A frag grenade.
Protegé | mTi | Psymøn: A frag grenade.
wolf granny :D
Girl:granny granny wy u have so big eyes?
Granny(wolf):then i can see u better.
Girl:but wy u have so big ears?
Granny(wolf):because then i can hear u better !(asshole)
Girl:have u seen grandfather dick?
NEEED POSTS!!WOAH!!xD
Granny(wolf):then i can see u better.
Girl:but wy u have so big ears?
Granny(wolf):because then i can hear u better !(asshole)
Girl:have u seen grandfather dick?
NEEED POSTS!!WOAH!!xD
mTi | Hawkin- mTi Forum Moderator
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Re: Post some jokes guys!!!
riho wrote:
Girl:have u seen grandfather dick?
Watch the language
mTi | Inf!niTy- Co-Leader and Admin
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dad: my brother had a baby with no ears and we are going to visit, please don't say anything about the baby's missing ears.
boy: ok.
The boy is now his uncles house. The boy sees the baby and says:
boy: can the baby see?
dad: yes, he has 20 20 vision.
boy: thats good, because if he needed glasses he would be in trouble.
boy: ok.
The boy is now his uncles house. The boy sees the baby and says:
boy: can the baby see?
dad: yes, he has 20 20 vision.
boy: thats good, because if he needed glasses he would be in trouble.
mTi | orbb09- mTi Member
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Re: Post some jokes guys!!!
KaiZe|2 wrote:mTi | KaiZe|2: what made the cow jump over the moon?
Protegé | mTi | Psymøn: A frag grenade.
LOL so THAT'S why you asked me such a random question!!! Awesome idea kaize!
[quote=mTi | orbb09]dad: my brother had a baby with no ears and we are going to visit, please don't say anything about the baby's missing ears.
boy: ok.
The boy is now his uncles house. The boy sees the baby and says:
boy: can the baby see?
dad: yes, he has 20 20 vision.
boy: thats good, because if he needed glasses he would be in trouble.[/quote]
ROFL!! I like that one a lot
I got a good one, but it's sexist because it stereotypes women... would you guys mind if I told it? I know y'all know some too!
--psy
Re: Post some jokes guys!!!
lOl , post it Psymon ! here's mine
Q: Why are women worse than the mafia?
A: The mafia demands money or your life; women want both.
Q: Why are women worse than the mafia?
A: The mafia demands money or your life; women want both.
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Lolol :
The M16 was driving his car one day in Crossfire and the M14 goes up to him and goes: Why can't I drive?
So the M16 says: Your not 16.
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"What is the pirate's favorite perk?"
ans: RRRRR-PG
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Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you in Cod4...
A:You pull the pin and Throw it back!...
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"I got your mum in last stand then I penetrated her with my deep impact. She used he iron lungs to suck hard before she used her sleight of hand. I used my bandolier for more ammo before i sonic boomed all over her face."
The M16 was driving his car one day in Crossfire and the M14 goes up to him and goes: Why can't I drive?
So the M16 says: Your not 16.
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"What is the pirate's favorite perk?"
ans: RRRRR-PG
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Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you in Cod4...
A:You pull the pin and Throw it back!...
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"I got your mum in last stand then I penetrated her with my deep impact. She used he iron lungs to suck hard before she used her sleight of hand. I used my bandolier for more ammo before i sonic boomed all over her face."
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Whats the first thing you feel when you shoot an innocent person...
Recoil
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When you are addicted to call of duty:
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
Recoil
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When you are addicted to call of duty:
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
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ESTCOY I LOVE YOU!!
Greatest jokes EVARR!!
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Q: Why are women so bad at driving?
A: Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
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Those are the kind of jokes I mean. I find them funny although they're gigantically sexist... sorry girls
Greatest jokes EVARR!!
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Q: Why are women so bad at driving?
A: Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
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Those are the kind of jokes I mean. I find them funny although they're gigantically sexist... sorry girls
Dumb monkey
ok i think i got 1.
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding hands with the first monkey
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
because it thought they were playing a game!
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding hands with the first monkey
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
because it thought they were playing a game!
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HAHAH we have that same joke in australia but it uses Koalas rather than monkeys google "koala" if you don't know what one is
...
Ok lemma go search it and see.
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Ye, Psymon those jokes about cod4 rlz:D
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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the light bulb and the other to spin the ladder!
Two, one to hold the light bulb and the other to spin the ladder!
mTi | orbb09- mTi Member
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*use finger to get girl to come to you* "I made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with two"
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sick comes to doctor .
sick: doctor , i have a problem , i dont remember anything after i said something .
doctor:Hmm , that is a weird problem ..
Sick:Ahh , what problem ?
sick: doctor , i have a problem , i dont remember anything after i said something .
doctor:Hmm , that is a weird problem ..
Sick:Ahh , what problem ?
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After a time, God tells Adam:
- Tell me, God, for you did to Eva so nice?
- To give at ease with it.
- Ah ... and tell me that you did so sexy?
- So you can fall in love with her.
- Ah ... and tell me that you made such an idiot?
- So she could be in love with you.
- Tell me, God, for you did to Eva so nice?
- To give at ease with it.
- Ah ... and tell me that you did so sexy?
- So you can fall in love with her.
- Ah ... and tell me that you made such an idiot?
- So she could be in love with you.
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The parrot escapes from the asylum director and stops at a tree.
In this coming out the center's director and told two of you fools
caught. They climb a ladder and get off with no more immediate interest. The
director asked:
- But why have not caught?
- You are still green!
In this coming out the center's director and told two of you fools
caught. They climb a ladder and get off with no more immediate interest. The
director asked:
- But why have not caught?
- You are still green!
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Two escape from an insane asylum, and the keepers were pursued.
They go into a store, not knowing what to do, one gets inside
an empty drum and tells the other to do the same and that the goal
in a sack of potatoes.
When they enter the keepers, they begin to register the stock. A
they will stick a blow to the drum, and the madman that is within you "bidoing ..."
to sound like that is full of liquid. Later, another
keepers hits a kick to the sack of potatoes to see if it is full, and
crazy ago in "patatoing ..."
They go into a store, not knowing what to do, one gets inside
an empty drum and tells the other to do the same and that the goal
in a sack of potatoes.
When they enter the keepers, they begin to register the stock. A
they will stick a blow to the drum, and the madman that is within you "bidoing ..."
to sound like that is full of liquid. Later, another
keepers hits a kick to the sack of potatoes to see if it is full, and
crazy ago in "patatoing ..."
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In a mental hospital, a nurse sees a patient typing.
- Hey Pepe, do you do?
- I'm writing a letter.
- And who are you going to send?
- For myself.
- Aha, I see ... and tell me, what's up?
- Do not know, I have not yet received.
- Hey Pepe, do you do?
- I'm writing a letter.
- And who are you going to send?
- For myself.
- Aha, I see ... and tell me, what's up?
- Do not know, I have not yet received.
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This crazy hunting and suddenly see a duck. Take the gun like
and fires a bullet, Pum, Pum. The duck who immediately falls at his feet. It
is the madman looked astonished his hands and says:
- Damn, but had no gun!
The duck gets up again and says:
- You bastard, you scared me!
and fires a bullet, Pum, Pum. The duck who immediately falls at his feet. It
is the madman looked astonished his hands and says:
- Damn, but had no gun!
The duck gets up again and says:
- You bastard, you scared me!
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How to kill a blue elephant?
- With a blue elephant gun to kill.
- How to kill a red elephant?
- Strangle him until he turns blue and then shoot with the
blue elephant gun.
- How to kill a green elephant?
- You tell dirty jokes until it turns red, strangle him
until it turns blue and then you shoot the elephant rifle
blue.
- How to kill a yellow elephant?
- You idiot, no yellow elephants.
- With a blue elephant gun to kill.
- How to kill a red elephant?
- Strangle him until he turns blue and then shoot with the
blue elephant gun.
- How to kill a green elephant?
- You tell dirty jokes until it turns red, strangle him
until it turns blue and then you shoot the elephant rifle
blue.
- How to kill a yellow elephant?
- You idiot, no yellow elephants.
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