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Post  Se7En on Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:11 am

mTi | KaiZe|2: what made the cow jump over the moon?
Protegé | mTi | Psymøn: A frag grenade.

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wolf granny :D

Post  mTi | Hawkin on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:28 pm

Girl:granny granny wy u have so big eyes?
Granny(wolf):then i can see u better.
Girl:but wy u have so big ears?
Granny(wolf):because then i can hear u better !(asshole)
Girl:have u seen grandfather dick?



NEEED POSTS!!WOAH!!xD
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Post  mTi | Inf!niTy on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:30 pm

riho wrote:
Girl:have u seen grandfather dick?

Watch the language Razz

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Post  mTi | orbb09 on Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:00 pm

dad: my brother had a baby with no ears and we are going to visit, please don't say anything about the baby's missing ears.
boy: ok.
The boy is now his uncles house. The boy sees the baby and says:
boy: can the baby see?
dad: yes, he has 20 20 vision.
boy: thats good, because if he needed glasses he would be in trouble.
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Post  Psymon on Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:18 am

KaiZe|2 wrote:mTi | KaiZe|2: what made the cow jump over the moon?
Protegé | mTi | Psymøn: A frag grenade.

LOL so THAT'S why you asked me such a random question!!! Very Happy Awesome idea kaize!

[quote=mTi | orbb09]dad: my brother had a baby with no ears and we are going to visit, please don't say anything about the baby's missing ears.
boy: ok.
The boy is now his uncles house. The boy sees the baby and says:
boy: can the baby see?
dad: yes, he has 20 20 vision.
boy: thats good, because if he needed glasses he would be in trouble.[/quote]

ROFL!! I like that one a lot Very Happy

I got a good one, but it's sexist because it stereotypes women... would you guys mind if I told it? I know y'all know some too! Very Happy

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Post  RaPiD on Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:30 pm

lOl , post it Psymon ! Very Happy here's mine



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Post  Se7En on Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:58 am

lmao!!!! keep em commin guys! this keeps me from being bored in class Very Happy

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Post  RaPiD on Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:54 pm

Lolol :

The M16 was driving his car one day in Crossfire and the M14 goes up to him and goes: Why can't I drive?
So the M16 says: Your not 16.
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Post  RaPiD on Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:05 pm

Whats the first thing you feel when you shoot an innocent person...
Recoil
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When you are addicted to call of duty:
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
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Post  Psymon on Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:13 pm

ESTCOY I LOVE YOU!!
Greatest jokes EVARR!!
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Q: Why are women so bad at driving?
A: Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Those are the kind of jokes I mean. Very Happy I find them funny although they're gigantically sexist... sorry girls Wink

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Post  Se7En on Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:29 am

No need to apologize! Just take a look at my Avatar!! Razz

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Dumb monkey

Post  Invencible on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:04 am

ok i think i got 1.Razz
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding hands with the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

because it thought they were playing a game!
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Post  Psymon on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:43 am

HAHAH we have that same joke in australia but it uses Koalas rather than monkeys Very Happy google "koala" if you don't know what one is

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Post  Invencible on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:52 am

Ok lemma go search it and see.
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Post  RaPiD on Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:12 pm

Ye, Psymon those jokes about cod4 rlz:D
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Post  mTi | orbb09 on Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:59 pm

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the light bulb and the other to spin the ladder! Smile
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Post  mTi | Travis on Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:42 pm

*use finger to get girl to come to you* "I made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with two"

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Post  kaul.` on Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:57 am

sick comes to doctor .
sick: doctor , i have a problem , i dont remember anything after i said something .
doctor:Hmm , that is a weird problem ..
Sick:Ahh , what problem ?
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Post  joselito on Thu May 20, 2010 8:14 pm

After a time, God tells Adam:
- Tell me, God, for you did to Eva so nice?
- To give at ease with it.
- Ah ... and tell me that you did so sexy?
- So you can fall in love with her.
- Ah ... and tell me that you made such an idiot?
- So she could be in love with you.

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Post  joselito on Thu May 20, 2010 8:16 pm

The parrot escapes from the asylum director and stops at a tree.
In this coming out the center's director and told two of you fools
caught. They climb a ladder and get off with no more immediate interest. The
director asked:
- But why have not caught?
- You are still green!

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Post  joselito on Thu May 20, 2010 8:18 pm

Two escape from an insane asylum, and the keepers were pursued.
They go into a store, not knowing what to do, one gets inside
an empty drum and tells the other to do the same and that the goal
in a sack of potatoes.
When they enter the keepers, they begin to register the stock. A
they will stick a blow to the drum, and the madman that is within you "bidoing ..."
to sound like that is full of liquid. Later, another
keepers hits a kick to the sack of potatoes to see if it is full, and
crazy ago in "patatoing ..."

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Post  joselito on Thu May 20, 2010 8:20 pm

In a mental hospital, a nurse sees a patient typing.
- Hey Pepe, do you do?
- I'm writing a letter.
- And who are you going to send?
- For myself.
- Aha, I see ... and tell me, what's up?
- Do not know, I have not yet received.

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Post  joselito on Thu May 20, 2010 8:21 pm

This crazy hunting and suddenly see a duck. Take the gun like
and fires a bullet, Pum, Pum. The duck who immediately falls at his feet. It
is the madman looked astonished his hands and says:
- Damn, but had no gun!
The duck gets up again and says:
- You bastard, you scared me!

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Post  joselito on Thu May 20, 2010 8:24 pm

How to kill a blue elephant?
- With a blue elephant gun to kill.
- How to kill a red elephant?
- Strangle him until he turns blue and then shoot with the
blue elephant gun.
- How to kill a green elephant?
- You tell dirty jokes until it turns red, strangle him
until it turns blue and then you shoot the elephant rifle
blue.
- How to kill a yellow elephant?
- You idiot, no yellow elephants. lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! elephant elephant elephant cheers

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